Meechee: [Holding up a roll of toilet paper] Behold, the Scroll of Invisible Wisdom. Imagine the amazing stuff they put in here.
Fleem: I think it's just a lot of crap.
Migo: The world is a mysterious place. There are marvels of nature just waiting to be discovered by those who are daring enough to look. Marvels like, the creature I had only heard existed in legend.
Migo: Mythical monster, straight out of your worst nightmares, with wild eyes, and a hideous face, and feet that were amazingly freakishly... SMALL!
[Yetis clutch in fear]
Migo: It's a terrifying creature, with perfect white teeth, and breath that just smells all minty fresh,
[child yetis looks in disgust]
Migo: and the only hair it has on it's entire body is on the TOP OF HIS HEAD!
[child yeti faints]
Kolka: Stop it Migo, you're scaring them.
Migo: Hey, don't be scared, it's just a story, everyone knows that the Smallfoot isn't real.
[Yetis breathe in relief]
Gwangi: Or is it?
[Gwangi take out a small boots, the yetis anxiously run away]
Migo: Oh, that's nice, real nice, way to scar them for life.
Fleem: You acted just like I do. I thought you were better than that.
Fleem: Migo, if you die, can I have all your worldly possessions?
Fleem: Right, sorry. When you die.
Gwangi: We're about to blow some tiny minds.
[Makes small, sputtering sound]
Fleem: What was that?
Gwangi: Their minds are really tiny.