Channing Tatum: Migo
Migo : The world is a mysterious place. There are marvels of nature just waiting to be discovered by those who are daring enough to look. Marvels like, the creature I had only heard existed in legend.
Migo : [roars]
Migo : Mythical monster, straight out of your worst nightmares, with wild eyes, and a hideous face, and feet that were amazingly freakishly... SMALL!
[Yetis clutch in fear]
Migo : It's a terrifying creature, with perfect white teeth, and breath that just smells all minty fresh,
[child yetis looks in disgust]
Migo : and the only hair it has on it's entire body is on the TOP OF HIS HEAD!
[child yeti faints]
Kolka : Stop it Migo, you're scaring them.
Migo : Hey, don't be scared, it's just a story, everyone knows that the Smallfoot isn't real.
[Yetis breathe in relief]
Gwangi : Or is it?
[Gwangi take out a small boots, the yetis anxiously run away]
Migo : Oh, that's nice, real nice, way to scar them for life.
Gwangi : [laughs]