Avengers: Infinity War (2018) Poster

Tom Holland: Peter Parker, Spider-Man

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  • Peter Parker : Let me just say, if aliens wind up implanting eggs in my chest or something and I eat one of you, I'm sorry.

    Tony Stark : I don't want another single pop culture reference out of you for the rest of the trip. You understand?

  • Peter Quill : Wait, who are you?

    Peter Parker : We're the Avengers, man.

    Mantis : You're the ones Thor told us about.

    Tony Stark : You know Thor?

    Peter Quill : Yeah, tall guy, not that good-looking, needed saving.

  • Peter Parker : [while teleporting and beating up Thanos]  Magic. More Magic. Magic with a Kick. Mag...

    [Thanos graps Peter by the throat] 

    Thanos : Insect!

  • Dr. Stephen Strange : We gotta turn this ship around.

    Tony Stark : Yeah, now he wants to run. Great plan.

    Dr. Stephen Strange : No, I want to protect the stone.

    Tony Stark : And I want you to thank me. Now, go ahead. I'm listening.

    Dr. Stephen Strange : For what? Nearly blasting me into space?

    Tony Stark : Who just saved your magical ass? Me.

    Dr. Stephen Strange : I seriously don't know how you fit your head into that helmet.

    Tony Stark : Admit it, you should've ducked out when I told you to. I tried to bench you. You refused.

    Dr. Stephen Strange : Unlike everyone else in your life, I don't work for you.

    Tony Stark : And due to that fact, we're now in a flying doughnut billions of miles from Earth with no backup.

    Peter Parker : I'm backup.

    Tony Stark : No, you're a stowaway. The adults are talking.

    Dr. Stephen Strange : I'm sorry, I'm confused as to the relationship here. What is he, your ward?

    Peter Parker : No. I'm Peter, by the way.

    Dr. Stephen Strange : Doctor Strange.

    Peter Parker : Oh, you're using made-up names. Um... I'm Spider-Man, then.

  • Tony Stark : [to the Guardians]  We gotta coalesce. Because if all we come out is with a plucky attitude

    Peter Quill : Dude, don't call us plucky. We don't know what it means. We're more optimistic, yes. I like your plan. Except, it sucks. So let me do the plan and that way it might be really good.

    Drax : Tell him about the dance-off to save the Universe.

    Tony Stark : What dance-off?

    Peter Quill : It's not a thing.

    Peter Parker : Like in Footloose, the movie?

    Peter Quill : Exactly like Footloose. Is it still the greatest movie in history?

    Peter Parker : It never was.

    Tony Stark : Don't encourage Flash Gordon.

    Peter Quill : Flash Gordon? That's a compliment. Don't forget, I'm half human. So that 50% of me that's stupid that's 100% you.

  • Peter Parker : [Peter saves Tony from getting crushed by Obsidion]  Hey, man! What's up, Mr Stark?

    Tony Stark : Kid, where'd you come from?

    Peter Parker : Field trip!

    [gets thrown by Cull Obsidian] 

    Peter Parker : Uh, what is this guy's problem, Mr. Stark?

    Tony Stark : Uh, he's from space, he came here to steal a necklace from a wizard.

  • Peter Parker : I don't feel so good Mr. Stark.

    [Looking at his hands] 

    Tony Stark : You're alright.

    [Eye widening] 

    Peter Parker : I don't want to go, please, I don't want to go Mr. Stark. I am sorry, tony, I am sorry.

  • Tony Stark : All right, I have a plan. Or at least the beginnings of one. It's pretty simple. We draw him in, pin him down, get what we need. Definitely don't wanna dance with this guy. We just want the gauntlet.

    Drax : [yawns] 

    Tony Stark : Are you yawning? In the middle of this, while I'm breaking it down? Huh? Did you hear what I said?

    Drax : I stopped listening after you said, "We need a plan."

    Tony Stark : Okay, Mr. Clean is on his own page.

    Peter Quill : See, "not winging it" isn't really what they do.

    Peter Parker : Uh, what exactly is it that they do?

    Mantis : Kick names, take ass.

  • [from trailer, Spider-Man is down] 

    Peter Parker : Tony, I'm sorry... I'm sorry.

  • Peter Parker : You can't be a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man if there's no neighborhood.

    [pause] 

    Peter Parker : Okay, that didn't really make sense, but you know what I'm trying to say.

  • Peter Parker : [on a school bus]  Hey, I need you to cause a distraction.

    Ned : [sees the spaceship]  Holy shit. WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

  • Peter Parker : [catches Mantis]  I got you!

    [catches Drax] 

    Peter Parker : I got you! Sorry, I can't remember anybody's names.

  • Peter Parker : [sees Mantis]  Whoa, whoa, whoa, please don't put your eggs in me!

  • Peter Parker : [Hanging on outside of the Q-ship in Space]  Oh My God! I should've stayed on the bus!

  • Peter Quill : [holding Spider-Man hostage]  Tell me where the girl is, or I swear to you, I'm gonna french-fry this little freak!

    Tony Stark : Let's do it! You shoot my guy and I'll blast him! Let's go!

    [points his blaster in Drax's face] 

    Drax : Do it, Quill! I can take it.

    Mantis : No, he can't take it!

    Dr. Stephen Strange : She's right, you can't.

    Peter Quill : Oh yeah? You don't wanna tell me where she is? That's fine! I'll kill all three of you and I'll beat it out of Thanos myself, starting with you!

    [puts his gun to Spider-Man's head] 

    Dr. Stephen Strange : Wait, what? Thanos? Alright, let me ask you this one time: what master do you serve?

    Peter Quill : What master do I serve? What am I supposed to say, Jesus?

    Tony Stark : You're from Earth?

    Peter Quill : Yeah, I'm from Earth. I'm from Missouri.

    Tony Stark : Yeah, that's on EARTH, dipshit. What're you hassling us for?

    Peter Parker : So you're not with Thanos?

    Peter Quill : [incredulous]  WITH Thanos? No! I'm here to kill Thanos! He took my girl - wait, who are you?

    Peter Parker : We're the Avengers, man.

    Mantis : You're the ones Thor told us about!

    Tony Stark : You know Thor?

    Peter Quill : Yeah. Tall guy, not that good-looking, needed saving.

    Dr. Stephen Strange : Where is he now?

  • Peter Parker : [Referring to Drax and Mantis]  Ah, what exactly is it that they do?

    Mantis : Kick names, take ass.

  • Peter Quill : What the hell happened to this planet? Eight degrees off its axis, gravitational pull is all over the place.

    Tony Stark : Yeah. We got one advantage, he's coming to us. We'll use it. Alright I have a plan. It's pretty simple: we'll draw him in, pin him down, get what we need. Definitely don't wanna dance with this guy, we just want the gauntlet.

    [to Drax] 

    Tony Stark : Are you yawning? In the middle of this, while I'm breaking it down? Huh? Did you hear what I said?

    Drax : I stopped listening after you said "We need a plan"

    Peter Quill : See, not winging it isn't really what they do.

    Peter Parker : Uh, what exactly is it that they do?

    Mantis : Kick names, take ass.

    Drax : Yeah, that's right.

    Tony Stark : [long pause]  Alright. Just get over here, please? Mr Lord, can you get your folks to circle up?

    Peter Quill : "Mr Lord", Star Lord is fine.

    Tony Stark : We've gotta coalesce. Cause if all we come out with is a plucky attitude...

    Peter Quill : Dude! Don't call us plucky. We don't know what it means. Alright, we're optimistic, yes. I like your plan, except it sucks. So let me do the plan, and that way it might be really good.

    Drax : Tell him about the dance off to save the universe.

    Tony Stark : What dance off?

    Peter Quill : It's not a... it's not a... it...

    Peter Parker : Like in Footloose the movie?

    Peter Quill : Exactly like Footloose. Is it still the greatest movie in history?

    Peter Parker : It never was.

    Tony Stark : Don't encourage this, alright. We're getting no help from "Flash Gordon"...

    Peter Quill : "Flash Gordon", by the way, that's a compliment. Don't forget I'm half human so that 50% of me that's stupid, that's a 100% you.

    Tony Stark : Your math is blowing my mind

    Mantis : Excuse me, but does your friend often do that?

    Tony Stark : Strange? You alright?

    Tony Stark : You're back here.

    Peter Parker : Hey, what was that?

    Dr. Stephen Strange : I went forward in time. To view alternate futures. To see all the possible outcomes of the coming conflict.

    Peter Quill : How many did you see?

    Dr. Stephen Strange : Fourteen million, six hundred and five.

    Tony Stark : How many did we win?

    Dr. Stephen Strange : One.

  • Dr. Stephen Strange : Tony... there was no other way.

    [turns into dust and blows away] 

    Peter Parker : Mr. Stark? I don't feel so good.

    [looking at his hands] 

    Tony Stark : You're all right.

    Peter Parker : I don't-I don't know what's happening. I don't... Save me, save me!

    [falls toward Tony Stark and holds onto him, begins to cry] 

    Peter Parker : I don't want to go. I don't want to go, Mr. Stark. Please. Please, I don't want to go. I don't want to go...

    [falls onto ground with Tony beside him] 

    Peter Parker : I'm sorry...

    [turns into dust and blows away] 

  • Tony Stark : Wow. You are a seriously loyal piece of hardware.

    Peter Parker : Yeah, Speaking of loyalty...

    [Tony Stark turns to Peter Parker] 

    Peter Parker : I know what you're gonna say to me.

    Tony Stark : You should not be here.

    Peter Parker : I was gonna go home.

    Tony Stark : I don't want to hear it.

    Peter Parker : But it was such a long way down and I just thought about...

    Tony Stark : And now, I gotta hear it.

    Peter Parker : And this suit is, ridiculously intuitive, by the way. So, if anything, its kind of your fault that I'm here.

    Tony Stark : What did you just say?

    Peter Parker : I take that back.

  • Peter Quill : Everybody stay where you are, chill the eff out!

    [to Iron Man] 

    Peter Quill : I'm gonna ask you this one time: where is Gamora?

    Tony Stark : Yeah, I'll do you one better: WHO'S Gamora?

    Drax : I'll do YOU one better: WHY is Gamora?

    Peter Quill : Tell me where the girl is, or I swear to you, I'm gonna french-fry this little freak!

    [puts his gun to Spider-Man's head] 

    Tony Stark : Let's do it! You shoot my guy and I'll blast him! Let's go!

    [points his blaster in Drax's face] 

    Drax : Do it, Quill! I can take it.

    Mantis : No, he can't take it!

    Dr. Stephen Strange : She's right, you can't.

    Peter Quill : Oh yeah? You don't wanna tell me where she is? That's fine, I'll all three of you and I'll beat it out of Thanos myself!

    [to Spider-Man] 

    Peter Quill : Starting with you!

    Dr. Stephen Strange : Wait, what? Thanos? Alright, let me ask you this one time: what master do you serve?

    Peter Quill : What master do I serve? What am I supposed to say, Jesus?

    Tony Stark : You're from Earth?

    Peter Quill : Yeah, I'm from Earth. I'm from Missouri.

    Tony Stark : Yeah, that's on EARTH, dipshit. What're you hassling us for?

    Peter Parker : So you're not with Thanos?

    Peter Quill : [incredulous]  "With Thanos?" No! I'm here to kill Thanos! He took my girl - wait, who are you?

    Peter Parker : We're the Avengers, man.

    Mantis : You're the ones Thor told us about!

    Tony Stark : You know Thor?

    Peter Quill : Yeah. Tall guy, not that good-looking, needed saving.

    Dr. Stephen Strange : Where is he now?

  • Tony Stark : Yeah, we got one advantage. He's coming to us. We use it. Alright, I have a plan. At least the beginnings of one. It's pretty simple. We draw him in, pin him down, get what we need. Definitely don't want to dance with this guy, we just want the gauntlet.

    [Drax yawns] 

    Tony Stark : Are you yawning? In the middle of this, while I'm breaking it down? Huh? Did you hear what I said?

    Drax : I stopped listening after you said we need a plan.

    Tony Stark : Okay, Mr. Clean's on his own page.

    Peter Quill : See, not winging it isn't really what they do.

    Peter Parker : Uh, what exactly is it that they do?

    Mantis : Kick names, take ass.

    Drax : Yeah, that's right.

    Tony Stark : All right, just get over here, please? Mr. Lord, can you get your folks to circle up?

    Peter Quill : Mr. Lord... Star-Lord is fine.

    Tony Stark : We've gotta coalesce. Because if all we come at him with is a plucky attitude...

    Peter Quill : Dude, don't call us plucky. We don't know what it means. All right, we're optimistic, yes. I like your plan, except it sucks. So let me do the plan, and that way, it might be really good.

    Drax : Tell him about the dance-off to save the Universe.

    Tony Stark : What dance-off?

    Peter Quill : It's not a, it's not a, it's not a...

    Peter Parker : Like in Footloose? The movie?

    Peter Quill : Exactly like Footloose! Is it still the greatest movie in history?

    Peter Parker : It never was.

    Tony Stark : Don't encourage this alright? We're getting no help from Flash Gordon.

    Peter Quill : Flash Gordon? By the way, that's a compliment. Don't forget, I'm half-human. So that's 50% of me that's stupid, and that's 100% you.

    Tony Stark : Your math is blowing my mind.

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