Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic (2003 Video Game)
[Tanis Venn has been left to die in a trap set by his angry wife]
Bastila Shan: I say we leave him.
Tanis Venn: You know, you're pretty heartless for such a pretty lady.
Bastila Shan: I take it back. Let's congratulate his wife.
Master Vandar Tokare: [reciting the Jedi Code] There is no emotion; there is peace. There is no ignorance; there is knowledge. There is no passion; there is serenity. There is no chaos; there is harmony. There is no death; there is the Force.
Revan: I spoke to you before? What did I want?
Rakatan Elder Councillor: Is this some type of test, Revan? Some type of trick? You came seeking our aid; you came in search of a way to enter the Temple of the Ancients. You claimed to be seeking a way to destroy the Star Forge, and we were foolish enough to believe you. Unaware of your true nature, we helped you enter the Temple. But you betrayed us, Revan. Instead of destroying the terrible legacy of our ancestors, you unleashed the evil of the Star Forge upon an unsuspecting galaxy. And now you stand before the Council of Elders once more. And once more we ask you: for what reason have you returned, Revan?
Revan: Uh... I need to get into the Temple so I can destroy the Star Forge.
HK-47: Statement: HK-47 is ready to serve, master.
Revan: You don't need to call me master, you know.
HK-47: Query: Don't I? I was under the assumption that organic meatbags such as yourself enjoyed such forms of address.
Revan: "Organic meatbags"?
HK-47: Retraction: Did I say that out loud? I apologize, master. While you are a meatbag, I suppose I should not call you as such.
Revan: You just called me a meatbag again!
HK-47: Explanation: It's just that... you have all these squisy parts, master. And all that water! How the constant sloshing doesn't drive you mad, I have no idea...
Revan: Neither do I, come to think of it...
HK-47: Statement: Now do you understand the travails of my existence, master? Surely it does not compare to your existence, but still...
Revan: I survive. Somehow.
HK-47: Commentary: As do I. It is our lot in life, I suppose, master. Shall we find something to kill to cheer ourselves up?
Revan: Bastila, I love you and I know you love me.
Bastila Shan: Okay, you've made your point. Now shut up and kiss me, you fool.
Revan: I don't think "killee" is a word...
HK-47: Exclamation: Damn it, master! I am an assassination droid, not a dictionary!
[being asked if Revan wants to really join the Sith Academy, Yuthura asks who his companions are]
Revan: Er... It's nothing, just my slaves.
Jolee Bindo: My hearing's not so good. I'm just pleased my nice master doesn't beat me so much anymore, yes sir.
Carth Onasi: They say the Force can do terrible things to a mind. It can wipe away your memories and destroy your very identity.
Jolee Bindo: We only got caught once. A lone Ukatish frigate shot us down and forced a crash landing. I thought the Force had abandoned me, as I remember.
Revan: Well, that was pretty stupid of you.
Jolee Bindo: Hmph. As I recall, I'm not the only person in this conversation who's been shot down out of the sky recently.
Jolee Bindo: Well, as it happens, getting shot down turned out to be very fortunate. That was the day that I...
Revan: That was the day you what?
Jolee Bindo: Well, that... that was the day I met my wife.
Revan: Your wife? You were married?
Jolee Bindo: You know another way to get a wife?
Sith Recruit: Do you know how many Sith there are on this planet?
Jolee Bindo: Twelve! No, wait! Thirteen!
Canderous Ordo: Nice one, old man.
Jolee Bindo: What can I say? It takes effort to be properly irreverent at my age.
Mission Vao: Hey, Bastila. Have you ever used the Force just for fun? You know, trip up some jerk who's ticking you off?
Bastila Shan: I would never use the Force for such petty and trivial revenge. The mere thought of it is preposterous!
Mission Vao: Aww come on, there's gotta be times when you've thought about it. Don't be so stuck up, you can tell me!
Bastila Shan: I am NOT stuck up, I merely have the years of Jedi training to realize how childish such an act would be.
Mission Vao: Childish? Is that a crack about my age? You ain't much older than me, miss "high and mighty"! Just 'cause you're some Jedi, doesn't mean you can be a prissy little -
[Bastila uses the Force to knock Mission to the ground, who promptly stands back up]
Mission Vao: What the - ? Hey! That wasn't funny!
Bastila Shan: I have no idea what you're talking about, Mission. Let us move on, and please, do try to be less clumsy in the future.
HK-47: Can I break his neck now master? It's been a long time fantasy of mine...
Revan Shan: Maybe later...
HK-47: Did you hear that meatbag? "I'LL BE BACK!"
Yuka Laka: Err, well... ah...
Yuthura Ban: [reciting the Code of the Sith] Peace is a lie; there is only passion. Through passion, I gain strength. Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory. Through victory, my chains are broken. The Force will set me free.
[the Jedi Council debate taking you in for training]
Master Vandar Tokare: With Revan dead...
Master Vrook Lamar: Are you sure that Revan is truly dead? What if we were to undertake this one and the dark lord should return?
Jolee Bindo: Oh, I get it. Let's play with the old man's head, is it? He's half-senile, he'll forget I said anything! Wait uh, what was this about, anyway?
HK-47: You are a very harsh master, master. I like you.
[Light Side: Revan convinces Bastila to return to the light]
Bastila Shan: I must know something first. Will there be a place for me in your future? Do you... do you love me?
Revan: I love you Bastila, with all my heart.
Bastila Shan: You are not afraid of love anymore?
Revan: After this, nothing could make me feel safer than to be loved by you.
Revan: How young are we talking?
Jolee Bindo: Well, let's just say I was a strapping young lad with a full head of hair, and Coruscant was a small town with a well, heh heh.
Revan: I'm beginning to wonder if you're capable of trusting anybody.
Carth Onasi: Well, you can stop wondering. I'm not.
[Mission insults the guard]
Sith Guard: That's very funny. You know, I bet your sense of humor will help you stand up really well when we torture you.
Mission Vao: What? You're... you're going to torture me?
Sith Guard: No witty comeback? Not so brave now, are you? I think I'll leave you here for a few hours.
Sith Guard: Hey... I know. You can use the time to think of witty ways to beg for mercy!
[Laughing, the guard steps back, locks the cell door, and leaves]
Mission Vao: Or, I could use the key card I picked from your pocket to hack into the security system and let myself out.
Mission Vao: Piece of cake. I wonder when people will stop underestimating me?
[Light Side: Revan defeats Malak]
Darth Malak: Im... impossible. I... I cannot be beaten. I am the Dark Lord of the Sith.
Revan: This is the way of the Dark Side, Malak - all things end in death.
Darth Malak: Still... still spouting the wisdom of the Jedi, I see. Maybe there is more truth in their code than I ever believed. I... I cannot help but wonder, Revan. What would have happened had our positions been reversed? What if fate had decreed I would be captured by the Jedi? Could I have returned to the Light, as you did? If you had not led me down the dark path in the first place, what destiny would I have found?
Revan: I am sorry I started you on this path. But you chose to continue down it.
Darth Malak: I suppose... I suppose you speak the truth. I alone must accept responsibility for my fate. I wanted to be Master of the Sith and ruler of the galaxy. But that destiny was not mine, Revan. It might have been yours, perhaps... but never mine. And in the end, as the darkness takes me... I am nothing.
[Speaking with a Jawa who refers to 'Ghosts in the desert']
HK-47: Explanation: two per cent probability that the miniature organic is simply looking for trouble and needs to be blasted. That may be wishful thinking on my part, master.
Jolee Bindo: You know the problem with the youth nowadays? They are YOUNG!
Freyyr: Please human, will you help me? I'm dying...
Revan: [Dark Side response] You are not worthy! Why should I help you, weakling?
Jolee Bindo: Nice... REAL nice. Maybe later we can find some insects to pull the legs off of, hmm?
Sunry: All I did was kill a Sith! How many have you killed? Hundreds? Thousands?
Jolee Bindo: That's different, Sunry, and you know it! We don't kill them in cold blood while they sleep!
Admiral Dodonna: [in the dark side path, when Bastila uses her battle meditation to turn the tide, the Sith will destroy the Republic forces] It's hopeless, we've lost another capitol ship. All ships fall back, FALL BACK!
Master Vandar Tokare: It is too late for us to retreat, Admiral. The Sith armada has cut us off.
Admiral Dodonna: Then the Republic is doomed.
[the Sith destroy the ship, kiling Admiral Dodonna and Master Vandar]
Revan Shan: Gamorrean pig-man!
Carth Onasi: Oh, ouch. I think you hurt my man-feelings with that one.
Canderous Ordo: Lady, you couldn't even find your own ass, even with your friends' help!
Revan Shan: I want to ask you some questions.
Revan Shan: Just chime in if you ever have any advice.
Jolee Bindo: You know, you remind me of someone I used to know. Promising young man, great destiny. Breath like a bantha.
Revan: Did you annoy this person endlessly, too?
[after giving him a tach gland, Griff wants you to give him money for his wine business]
Griff: You don't know much about business, do you? When you see an opportunity like this, you've gotta go for it. Now, will you give me a thousand credits?
Revan Shan: If you ask me one more time, that tach gland won't be the only freshly-harvested organ around here.
Darth Malak: Savior, conqueror, hero, villian. You are all of these things, Revan... and yet you are nothing. In the end, you belong to neither the light nor the darkness. You will forever stand alone.
Admiral Dodonna: We've done it, Vandar! The Star Forge is destroyed, and the Sith are routed!
Master Vandar Tokare: But at what cost, Admiral? Where is the Ebon Hawk and her crew?
Bastila Shan: [as Malak's apprentice] The dark side has made me stronger than I ever was before! I have a greater command of the Force than all but the most powerful Jedi Masters. As Malak teaches me the greatest secrets of the Sith, I will unlock more of my potential. Eventually there will be no limit to what I can accomplish with the Force!
Bastila Shan: [turned to the dark side] Eventually, I will challenge my master. If I am worthy, he will die by my hand. And I will become the new Sith Master.
[while talking to the Hutt on Tatooine about swoop racing, Bastila uses Force Persuade]
Bastila Shan: I've heard enough. You want to act in a peaceful manner. Now.
Jolee Bindo: But from now on you can just think of me as any other non-Jedi in our little group - with a light saber. And Force powers.
Revan: It didn't feel wrong to me.
Bastila Shan: It was a moment of weakness when I kissed you... I shouldn't... I... I know we both wanted it...
[Light Side; as the Star Forge sinks into the star and explodes, the Ebon Hawk flies free of the explosion]
Admiral Dodonna: Carth! You made it!
Carth Onasi: We couldn't let you start the victory party without us, Admiral.
Twitch: Shoot, maim, kill! Is your trigger finger as itchy as mine?
Revan: Are you completely insane? What the hell are you talking about?
Canderous Ordo: Working for Davik was like driving a spike through your head. Sure, you've got something new in there, but in the end, you've lost something as well.
HK-47: Affirmation: Correct, master. Sith protocols maintain that all droid knowledge be deleted before assassination missions, and restored upon return.
Jolee Bindo: The Council was never very happy with willful, brash Jolee Bindo, you see. Even less so when I began my smuggling career.
Revan: *You* were a smuggler?
Jolee Bindo: Don't look at me like that, dammit! I wasn't always the wrinkled coot I am now, you know. I can still fight, too, so wipe off that smirk I see there.
Jolee Bindo: [Grumbling] Bah! I don't want to talk about this anymore! My jaw aches!
Bastila Shan: The Jedi do not believe in killing their prisoners. No one deserves execution, no matter what their crimes.
Jorak Uln: Last question! You're about to die. Do you pass on your knowledge to your apprentice, or let it die with you?
Revan: I refuse to give you the satisfaction of an answer.
Jorak Uln: Wrong! It's a trick question! A true Sith NEVER dies!
Bastila Shan: [during battle] The Force fights with me!
[Dark Side ending]
Bastila Shan: Malak is dead! All hail before the return of Darth Revan, the true Lord of the Sith.
[Dark Side: Bastila convinces Revan to join the dark side]
Revan: YES! Together we can rule the galaxy!
[Light Side: Revan defeats Bastila and decides to kill her]
Bastila Shan: End it now, quickly.
Revan: Don't worry, you won't feel a thing.
Bastila Shan: Then let's get on with it.
[Revan executes Batila and she falls down dead, consumed by the dark side]
Mercenary: There's something out there... it got the other submersible already.
HK-47: Suggestion: Perhaps we could dismember the organic? It would make it easier for transport to the surface.
Mercenary: Hey! Y-you... you can't rip me to pieces! I'll die!
HK-47: Amendment: I did forget that. Stupid, frail, non-compartmentalized meatbags!
HK-47: Commentary: I say we blast the meatbag and save you the trouble, master.
Tanis Venn: What's with all the droids, lately? My wife get to you too?
HK-47: Negative. I just don't like organic meatbags. Except for the master, of course.
Darth Malak: Wipe this pathetic planet from the face of the galaxy.
Darth Malak: Your predecessor once made the mistake of questioning my orders, Admiral. Surely you're not so foolish as him to commit the same mistake.
[Dark Side: Revan defeats Malak]
Darth Malak: Im... Impossible. I cannot be beaten. I... am the Dark Lord of the Sith.
Darth Revan: Now you see the true Dark Lord of the Sith!
Darth Malak: Yes. I cannot deny it any longer. You are the one who deserves... who deserves to be the Dark Lord. You were the one who found the first Star Map on Dantooine, Revan, and it was you who led us on our quest for the Star Forge. I only followed in your wake. I tried to usurp your rule, to steal the title of Sith Master from you. But now I understand. The destiny is yours Revan. Not mine. You... you are Darth Revan, Lord... Lord of the Sith. And I... I am nothing.
Darth Revan: The apprentice has learned his final lesson.
Darth Malak: And so it ends. As I somehow almost knew it must... in darkness.
Master Vrook Lamar: The dark side is alluring. I fear this quest to find the Star Forge may lead you down an all too familiar path.
Admiral Saul Karath: Calo Nord, a bounty hunter, was there when Bastila escaped the planet. Apparently they left him for dead.
Darth Malak: A Jedi and a war hero. It's a wonder you survived the attack.
Calo Nord: I am hard to kill, Lord Malak.
[Three Black Vulkars approach Calo in the cantina]
Calo Nord: Go away.
Black Vulkar #1: Hey, you not talk like that! We just want to say hello to big, bad bounty hunter Calo Nord!
Black Vulkar #2: Nah, this can't be Calo Nord. He's just a little runt.
Calo Nord: One.
Black Vulkar #2: One? What's that mean? You try to be funny?
Calo Nord: Two.
Black Vulkar #2: Two? Me no Understand. Are you trying to count how many of us against you?
Black Vulkar #1: Don't mess with us! There's three of us and only one of you!
Black Vulkar #2: Yeah, what do you say to that?
Calo Nord: Three.
[He tosses a flash grenade onto the floor. As the Black Vulkars go for their guns, there is a blinding flash, and the sound of three blaster shots. The flash fades, and all three Vulkars drop to the floor, dead. Calo walks out of the cantina, and Revan tries to speak with him]
Calo Nord: Go away.
[Revan backs off]
Calo Nord: Smart.
Darth Malak: This is but a taste of the dark side, to whet your appetite.
Dead-Eye Duncan: I heard you challenged Bendak Starkiller. I'll probably watch the match, but forgive me if I don't go to your funeral.
Revan: You are eager to find your origins, aren't you?
HK-47: Query: Wouldn't you be, master? Here I am, surrounded by all these meatbags, and all I desire is true perfection. Surely there are other droids like me out there, or is that too much to hope?
Revan: You are just a travelling piece of bad luck, aren't you?
HK-47: Objection: Master, that is so unfair! Have I not brought you a great deal of satisfaction?
Revan: You don't want to hear the answer to that.
HK-47: Statement: You are a very harsh master, master. I like you.
[a tach is a 40 cm tall grass eating animal]
Jolee Bindo: [after a long conversation] Now let's get moving, shall we? If you stood still for so long on Kashyyyk, a tach would eat you!
Gar: May the Force be with you, then. Is... is that how it goes? Yes, may the Force be with you.
Canderous Ordo: Do you have anything else you want to ask?
Revan Shan: Nothing more right now.
Canderous Ordo: Your choice. I'm here if you want something done right.
Zaalbar: [near the end of an argument about grooming Zaalbar, Mission claiming that he looks scruffy and is begin to show gray hair] You don't trim a Wookiee! You don't color a Wookiee! And you certainly don't dress a Wookiee!
Mission Vao: I know Wookiees aren't into the whole clothing thing, but you could start a whole new trend! You'd be on the cutting edge.
Zaalbar: Rargh! Leave me alone!
Mission Vao: Okay, okay, sheesh! Try and offer some constructive criticism and this is the thanks I get? Let's move on. You can stay naked and scruffy for all I care